chronic and persistent logorrhea

anyone who goes hiking along the iraq-iran border is a fucking idiot

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3 Americans, hiking in Iraqi Kurdistan despite warnings, have been arrested in Iran…click image for details…

How much money is the govenment going to waste bailing these morons out? Let them get what they deserve and spend the money where it’s needed…here…

farewell to an honest con artist

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Rev. Ike dies at 74…click image for obit

this cannot be real

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we’re fucked

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Recently declassified satellite photos show the extent of polar ice loss…click image for details

These images were taken one year apart, by the way…

soon to be appearing in baby bottles across america…

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Coca-Cola to introduce carbonated, sweetened, flavored milk…click image for details

The battle against American obesity is a losing one..the tide turned for good when ranch dressing became a condiment…

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July 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm

cheating on your wife is forgivable, appointing your mistresses to cabinet positions is questionable, but this is just wrong

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Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi failed to report the 30 Phoenician tombs on the land surrounding his Sardinian villa…seems they might have interfered with his plans for artificial lakes and his own private ice cream parlor…click image for details

I guess once one gets bored with sex, one turns to other pastimes, such as grave desecration…

blobs of oil washing up on south padre beaches

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The ideal complement to beer cans, cigarette butts, and dirty diapers…click image for details

mayors, rabbis arrested in new jersey corruption scandal

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human organ dealing may have been involved…click image for details

yet another reason not to eat at mcdonald’s

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Woman found dead inside machine at McDonald’s processing plant…click image for details

have a meaningless ceremony to commemorate your rejection of meaningless ritual

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Atheist “debaptism” ceremonies rising in popularity…click certificate for details

Proof that atheists aren’t necessarily more rational than anyone else…and a testament to just how deeply ingrained the human need for ritual and superstition really is…

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July 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm