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cheating on your wife is forgivable, appointing your mistresses to cabinet positions is questionable, but this is just wrong

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Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi failed to report the 30 Phoenician tombs on the land surrounding his Sardinian villa…seems they might have interfered with his plans for artificial lakes and his own private ice cream parlor…click image for details

I guess once one gets bored with sex, one turns to other pastimes, such as grave desecration…

i’m glad my ancestors had the sense to leave

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Ireland criminalizes blasphemy…click image for details

And I thought Texas was backwards…

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July 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm

if this is what “blighted by poverty” looks like, i’m moving to germany

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she’s got a cell phone…obviously, they’re not going hungry…but the German government considers them poor, and they get handouts above and beyond the social welfare benefits all Germans get…click image for details

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July 19, 2009 at 1:55 am

the pope slips and falls in bathtub, is taken to hospital…no, that’s not the setup to a joke, he actually fell

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he’s OK, other than a broken wrist…click image for details

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July 17, 2009 at 4:41 am

british conductor and wife of 54 years die at swiss suicide clinic

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He was blind and going deaf, she had terminal cancer…click image for details

I think all human beings should have the right to decide when to end their own lives…let’s shed this Abrahamic baggage that puts the existence of a pulse above quality of life, dignity, and freedom of choice…

go ahead and buy that prius, if it makes you feel better about yourself, but keep in mind…

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Between China and India, we’re all fucked, climate-wise…click image for details

1:1 odds he’ll get away with it, sadly

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Russian man shoots girlfriend in her vagina after discovering she wasn’t born with one…click image for details

If you want to get away with murder, kill a transsexual…they’re the last group of people it’s acceptable to ridicule and demean…at best…and at worst, dehumanize and murder…

Case in point…the Daily Mail’s choice of headline…nowhere in the article does it indicate she was already dead…the truth would dampen the carnival mood, I suppose…

update: boyko borisov’s opposition party wins bulgarian elections

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The poorest, most corrupt country in the EU has elected a former wrestler amid accusations of voter bribery…click image for details

In their defense, he was one of the few candidates not currently facing criminal charges…

this kid looks like a smug little bastard

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but he didn’t deserve to have his head cracked open…by his teacher…click for details

a love of drama is not an ideal quality of a prime minister

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Good luck to the poorest country in the EU…click image for details

This guy sounds like the president in Idiocracy, minus the porn career