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Archive for the ‘food and drink’ Category

soon to be appearing in baby bottles across america…

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Coca-Cola to introduce carbonated, sweetened, flavored milk…click image for details

The battle against American obesity is a losing one..the tide turned for good when ranch dressing became a condiment…

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July 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm

yet another reason not to eat at mcdonald’s

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Woman found dead inside machine at McDonald’s processing plant…click image for details

all the more reason not to eat at mcdonald’s

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An infected worker at a Quad Cities-area McDonald’s, too lazy to wash his hands, exposes thousands to hepatitis A…click image for details

Check the date and location on that flier…this isn’t the first time this has happened…

i don’t care how compelling the ad is, hardee’s is still nasty

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it’s not that difficult to ignore the product, though…

this is a sign of the end times

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Apparently, placenta eating is the new fad among the Whole Foods crowd…click image for details

*shudders*…You don’t eat the fucking baby, why would you eat the afterbirth? Generally speaking, things that come out of the body are not meant to be eaten…

And to read about this in Time magazine, of all places…

aside: I don’t see Mr. Stein’s marriage lasting very long, do you?

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July 13, 2009 at 6:38 am

from the writers of “ballroom dancing for quadriplegics”…

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a recipe blog for people whose jaws have been wired shut…click image for details

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July 11, 2009 at 9:53 pm

i have no idea who audrina patridge is

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but she’s hot…and appears to enjoy using her mouth…click image for more photos and video

Too bad we don’t have Carl’s Jr. here in Austin…

ETA: apparently, she’s on some TV show

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July 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm

so, let me get this straight…

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It’s OK to have shit in the cookie dough, as long as it’s not the really toxic kind of shit?…click on (slightly disturbing) image for details…

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July 10, 2009 at 12:07 pm

looks can be deceiving

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Guess what this man’s BAC was?…click on mugshot to find out…

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July 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm

not nearly as funny as it sounds

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That’s like being boiled in oil…didn’t the Inquisition do that?…click on image for details

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July 9, 2009 at 3:39 am