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this cannot be real

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all the more reason not to eat at mcdonald’s

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An infected worker at a Quad Cities-area McDonald’s, too lazy to wash his hands, exposes thousands to hepatitis A…click image for details

Check the date and location on that flier…this isn’t the first time this has happened…

maury povich will have to find a new schtick

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Over-the-counter DNA paternity tests soon to be available…click image for details

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July 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm

70,000 jobs a year…but at what cost?

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A family in Fort Lupton, Colorado has been living with flammable levels of methane in their tap water since last fall, caused by natural gas drilling in the area not caused by drilling, according to the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission…

In related obviously coincidental news, Colorado governor Bill Ritter is lobbying to remove many environmental regulations that govern natural gas drilling, including those prohibiting a method known to contaminate groundwater…click image for details

The amount oil and gas contributes to Colorado’s economy: at least $23 billion per year…


british conductor and wife of 54 years die at swiss suicide clinic

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He was blind and going deaf, she had terminal cancer…click image for details

I think all human beings should have the right to decide when to end their own lives…let’s shed this Abrahamic baggage that puts the existence of a pulse above quality of life, dignity, and freedom of choice…

this is a sign of the end times

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Apparently, placenta eating is the new fad among the Whole Foods crowd…click image for details

*shudders*…You don’t eat the fucking baby, why would you eat the afterbirth? Generally speaking, things that come out of the body are not meant to be eaten…

And to read about this in Time magazine, of all places…

aside: I don’t see Mr. Stein’s marriage lasting very long, do you?

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July 13, 2009 at 6:38 am

what do patrick swayze and kim jong il have in common?

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click on Dear Leader to find out…

from the writers of “ballroom dancing for quadriplegics”…

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a recipe blog for people whose jaws have been wired shut…click image for details

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July 11, 2009 at 9:53 pm

that’s not how healthcare works

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This man wants to tax households earning more than $350,000 yearly, allegedly to pay for healthcare

…but he also wants to cut funding for Medicare…click image for details

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July 11, 2009 at 12:45 pm

if you can’t drink the water…

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Unprotected sex with Tijuana hookers might not be the best idea, disease-wise…click image for details