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farewell to an honest con artist

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Rev. Ike dies at 74…click image for obit

blobs of oil washing up on south padre beaches

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The ideal complement to beer cans, cigarette butts, and dirty diapers…click image for details

yet another reason not to eat at mcdonald’s

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Woman found dead inside machine at McDonald’s processing plant…click image for details

have a meaningless ceremony to commemorate your rejection of meaningless ritual

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Atheist “debaptism” ceremonies rising in popularity…click certificate for details

Proof that atheists aren’t necessarily more rational than anyone else…and a testament to just how deeply ingrained the human need for ritual and superstition really is…

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July 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm

more proof summer is the slowest news season

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A Phoenix news station highlights the danger of…leaving pennies in a hot car? Click image for details

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July 21, 2009 at 8:12 am

san diego scuba divers menaced by carnivorous squid

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with huge beaks…click image for details

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July 19, 2009 at 2:06 am

holy shit

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A Bryan, TX man claims to have seen the Virgin of Guadalupe…in a bird dropping on his truck…click image for details

He’s claiming it’s a miracle…I don’t understand why the Mother of God, should she exist, would choose to appear to humanity in a bowel movement…

It seems beneath her, somehow…but I’m sure the Catholics have devised an explanation…maybe Aquinas covered it?

maury povich will have to find a new schtick

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Over-the-counter DNA paternity tests soon to be available…click image for details

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July 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm

the pope slips and falls in bathtub, is taken to hospital…no, that’s not the setup to a joke, he actually fell

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he’s OK, other than a broken wrist…click image for details

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July 17, 2009 at 4:41 am

jesus crashes his motorcycle

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James Caviezel hurt in motorcycle accident…click for details