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this cannot be real

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soon to be appearing in baby bottles across america…

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Coca-Cola to introduce carbonated, sweetened, flavored milk…click image for details

The battle against American obesity is a losing one..the tide turned for good when ranch dressing became a condiment…

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July 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm

i’d be more excited if this weren’t going to fall into the wrong hands, as it were

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sheer fabric: a key component of myriad recent fashion-week ensembles…click image for more photos (warning: some mildly NSFW)

My enthusiasm is tempered by the thought of this catching on among the general public…á la Spandex…*shudders*

wow, new york has really gotten soft

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Apparently, New Yorkers find the above window display too violent…click image for details

more proof summer is the slowest news season

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A Phoenix news station highlights the danger of…leaving pennies in a hot car? Click image for details

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July 21, 2009 at 8:12 am

do you want multiple billiards rooms? your own private strip club? got a spare $10.9 million?

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50 Cent has again lowered the price on his (formerly Mike Tyson’s) 50,000-square-foot house in Farmington, CT…click image for details

$10.9 million for 50,000 square feet is $218 per square foot…almost 1.5 times the average price per square foot in Farmington…he’s got a long way to go if he wants to compete on price…and I don’t see him competing on cachet, given the way his career’s been going…

this doesn’t appear to be a novelty song…i’m at a loss for words…

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just in case the title wasn’t a warning, don’t play this in a NSFW-hostile environment

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July 18, 2009 at 3:58 am

only in america…

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click on image for more gun lifestyle accessories

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July 17, 2009 at 3:46 am

jesus crashes his motorcycle

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James Caviezel hurt in motorcycle accident…click for details

in other news, judas priest released an album in 2008

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Man listens to Judas Priest album for 391 straight days…their latest album…click for details

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July 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm