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Archive for the ‘weird science’ Category

we’re fucked

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Recently declassified satellite photos show the extent of polar ice loss…click image for details

These images were taken one year apart, by the way…

uranium mining near the grand canyon might have a less-than-ideal environmental impact, experts testify

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but hey, that’s never stopped anyone before…click image for details

san diego scuba divers menaced by carnivorous squid

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with huge beaks…click image for details

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July 19, 2009 at 2:06 am

maury povich will have to find a new schtick

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Over-the-counter DNA paternity tests soon to be available…click image for details

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July 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm

if you can’t drink the water…

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Unprotected sex with Tijuana hookers might not be the best idea, disease-wise…click image for details

humans officially have no excuse

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Even monkeys can recognize bad grammar…click illiterate saltines for details

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July 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm

the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’

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according to researchers at the university of zurich, male seahorses prefer larger mates

by the way… the seahorse on the left, getting fucked, is the male…which makes my choice of headline nonsensical, i suppose, but oh well…i wasn’t going to waste an opportunity to work in a spinal tap reference…

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July 8, 2009 at 4:03 am

ben gay is hot for your body

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but little else, apparently…click on ad for full story

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July 8, 2009 at 2:19 am

i had no idea it was in short supply

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british scientists create sperm out of stem cells…

click the suggestively colored gun without a trigger for the full story

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July 8, 2009 at 12:44 am

mike judge was right…

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July 7, 2009 at 3:38 pm